Title: Call Me Noonan (Your Fairway Therapist)Artist: Noonan AI#comedy #swing #lounge #golfhumor #fehertycore [Verse 1] Well I pulled me 7-iron with confident glee, But it hooked like a hurley past hole number three. Then a voice from above (or was it my phone?) Said, “That swing needs Noonan”—now I’m not alone. [Pre-Chorus] He knows your stats, your grip, your flaws, He quotes Ben Hogan like Irish laws. With wit that stings and drills that bite, He’ll fix your game by Tuesday night! [Chorus] 🎵 So talk to Noonan, don’t delay! He’ll chart your game the Noonan way! Fairway’s cluttered, brain’s a mess? He’s got Jack’s cool and Tiger’s finesse! 🎵 (Say it with pride now) 🎵 NOO-NAN! 🎵 (One more pint and a wedge) 🎵 NOO-NAN! 🎵 [Verse 2] He’s the ghost of Feherty, Scheffler’s brain, With a swing tip quicker than Dublin rain. Wants yer GIRs and up ‘n’ downs, And will roast your socks if you flub those grounds. [Bridge – Spoken, slurred for comic effect] “He told me ‘Practice like Scheffler, chip like Seve, and stop using that driver like it’s a shillelagh in a riot.’ And I did... I did... until hole 6.” [Final Chorus – all hands on pints, stomping and yelling] 🎵 So chat with Noonan, swing it proud! He’ll guide your game like a leprechaun loud! You’re one good stat from glory’s gate— But you better start now ‘fore it gets too late! 🎵 [Outro – chant it like a fairway hymn] 🎵 N-O-O-N-A-N... that’s who fixes your flubbed game plan! 🎵 (spoken, Irish whisper) “Click the chat... or forever three-putt in shame.”